Sunday, August 09, 2009
if god existed, you would never run into an italian racist on an already shitty day
We have decided to begin a new blog. We want to be relevant, important and popular (with the right people).
Monday, March 30, 2009
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
how intelligent do you need your friends to be? my fourth attempt at finishing "the unbearable lightness of being".
i failed again.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
bitch is the new black
fellow bitch Tina Fey expresses my feelings.
(Updated link.)
Comedian/host Peter Segal on Obama, from Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me:
PETER SEGAL:...Senator Obama and Senator Clinton are practically tied in delegates, but with a bunch of recent primary victories, the Obama camp is starting to talk like he’s unstoppable. They cite widespread approval of his policy platforms, which include calling for hope, renewal, change, perkiness, and a 50 percent increase in our gross national positivity. Critics say that his campaign is turning into a kind of cult with his rallies seeming more like religious revival meetings. Supporters say that’s ridiculous because religious revival meetings don’t usually feature speeches by Jesus himself. [Audience laughter]
...It is a little weird that if you dare to say to an Obama supporter that you don’t quite get it or you haven’t made up your mind they really do look at you as if there’s just something wrong with you, that you don’t grasp the enlightenment.
TOM BODETT: Yeah, remember when they still allowed moonies in the airports? It’s was like that.
PETER SEGAL: It’s like every single one of the millions of people who support him is becoming more and more like Tom Cruise every day. And I don’t know if that’s a good thing for the nation is all I’m saying. They’re all jumping on couches, metaphorically speaking.
(Updated link.)
Comedian/host Peter Segal on Obama, from Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me:
PETER SEGAL:...Senator Obama and Senator Clinton are practically tied in delegates, but with a bunch of recent primary victories, the Obama camp is starting to talk like he’s unstoppable. They cite widespread approval of his policy platforms, which include calling for hope, renewal, change, perkiness, and a 50 percent increase in our gross national positivity. Critics say that his campaign is turning into a kind of cult with his rallies seeming more like religious revival meetings. Supporters say that’s ridiculous because religious revival meetings don’t usually feature speeches by Jesus himself. [Audience laughter]
...It is a little weird that if you dare to say to an Obama supporter that you don’t quite get it or you haven’t made up your mind they really do look at you as if there’s just something wrong with you, that you don’t grasp the enlightenment.
TOM BODETT: Yeah, remember when they still allowed moonies in the airports? It’s was like that.
PETER SEGAL: It’s like every single one of the millions of people who support him is becoming more and more like Tom Cruise every day. And I don’t know if that’s a good thing for the nation is all I’m saying. They’re all jumping on couches, metaphorically speaking.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
conform to this
Right now we support Nick Miller.
Ky libër duhet të jetë lexim i detyruar për të gjithë Shqiptarët që kanë dëshirë të kuptojnë marëdhëniet tona me fqinjët e veriut.
Saturday, July 21, 2007
refund my membership
Ossei Essed of the woes is a fantastical musician and one of the better people at 1000 North 5th Avenue.
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